Funny Coffee Mug – Not Meant to Run 26.2 Miles


Wondering what kind of gift to get your better half so they won’t complain about having to get the kids up for breakfast while you’re out on an early training run? This mug! Bam! Your Welcome.


Why is this funny coffee mug perfect for you? Picture this – you need to head out into the chilly morning air for your long run, but your better half is tired and in no mood to get the kids ready for school. What to do? No fear. Provide them with their caffeine jolt in this large, 15 oz. ceramic coffee mug – with a little sarcastic humor printed on the side. They’ll smile, they’ll sip, and they’ll be packing those school lunches in no time so you can run guilt-free.  You’re welcome.

Quote on the mug reads: “If we were meant to run 26.2 miles, God wouldn’t have given us Uber” and it is printed on both sides of the mug.

This is NOT a vinyl decal. The design on this mug is professionally printed using a sublimation process so the print will never wear off .

Product Details

  • Ceramic
  • Dishwasher safe
  • Microwave safe
  • Large 15 oz size
  • White, glossy

Please keep the following timeframes in mind when placing your order.

  • Allow 3 to 5 days for production and an ADDITIONAL 3-5 days for shipping.
  • Delivery time from placing the order to arriving at your door can be up to 8 to 10 days. A PRIORITY shipping option is available at check out.
  • We print to order and are committed to shipping all orders ASAP.

We only accept returns on damaged merchandise. If the mug arrives damaged, or there is an error with your order,  please contact us immediately upon receipt and we will resolve the issue accordingly. We strive for 5 star service so please do not hesitate with ANY questions or concerns


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